Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever