Work smarter not harder people.
Fe-mail
She was always using fowl language.
Men at Work
Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...
He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!
Meringue-harangue
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
The post office.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays