Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why does OP never deliver?

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays