Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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