Dind Dong
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
That I will open the door
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
A Jehovah's Witness.
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Work smarter not harder people.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
A tire!
He didnt use the main stream
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
The umbrella can be shut up.
One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut
I am the one who Knock-knocks.
Knock-Knock Jokes
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
