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Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
That I will open the door
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
A Jehovah's Witness.
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Work smarter not harder people.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.
A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
The cigarette.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
It put a ring on it.
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
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