What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!