What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

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How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.