What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Pocket Change Jokes More Pocket Change Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.