Pocket Change Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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A boullionaire

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.