Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"