What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.