The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
They can't defend towers.
Because they always *tip*.
He tripped a fan
The party was for "Wights only."
T and Qs.
Because she was a cute angle.