What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.