What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.