What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.