What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.