What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.