What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks