What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.