What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare