What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.