What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.