What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)