What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.