Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
Call a big toe truck.
Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you
I don't know, but it isn't !
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.