How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.