How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Second Kangaroo Jokes More Second Kangaroo Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.