How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.