How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.