How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.