How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

American Cop Jokes More American Cop Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Beat Jokes More Beat Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.