How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

American Cop Jokes More American Cop Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Beat Jokes More Beat Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.