How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

American Cop Jokes More American Cop Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Beat Jokes More Beat Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black