How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.