What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!