What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.