What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.