What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.