What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

What does a wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.