Use zodiac signs
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It saves so much time.
Neither can achieve an election
A Ted Bruz
Credit to
Ted Cruz
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
The Devil has standards.
SCAR-L
Skip to my loo.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
A: From a long ways away.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Because he had a membership.
Julio
A presidestrian
Grant.
because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
A Pair-a-ducks.
As Many Times As It Wants!
