What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.