What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)