What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)