What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer