Deaf Man Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!