How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Whatcha doing on the PC?

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They both sell G-strings

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To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!