How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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To contact those on the other side.

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The Bad Habit.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!