pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
It was a wannabe wallaby!
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
The chicken crossed it.
It's a shifty business.
Because his mixtape was to die for...
They were Holo-costly
De Beers
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
The Sound of Silence.
