What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant