Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Common Enemy Jokes More Common Enemy Jokes

What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products?

Lack-toes Intolerance.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.