Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From