How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.