How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.