How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*