What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure