What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Peer Pressure Jokes More Peer Pressure Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!