Peer Pressure Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Second Monkey Jokes More Second Monkey Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.