Peer Pressure Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Monkey Fall Jokes More Monkey Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?

Your domain or mine

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!