1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
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A baby stapled to ten trees.
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
They're both staples.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
One baby stapled to ten trees
I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure
One baby in ten trash cans.
A baby in two dumpsters.
Just for the halibut.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
Hogwarts!
Open toad sandals !
A: Ethiopia!
There is no lunch.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Staple food to the ceiling!
Cause he been solo.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!