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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

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What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A frog with hiccups !

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

Second Monkey Jokes More Second Monkey Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear