How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.