Apparently not 8
One. But he wishes it took two.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
One, plus or minus one.
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
The front row of a Country concert
My erection.
One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.
