How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.