What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider