What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!