What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.