A spider!
A: Ho, ho, ho!
Because they cant find dates
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
A nice tight seal
To get to his website!
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
He's a web developer.