Web Developer Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.