Web Developer Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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You don't understand it until you're older!

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

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Why are you so happy?

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

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Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"