Web Developer Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers??

cuz they can't even!!!!