How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP