How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.