How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!