Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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You can make soldiers out of toast.

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Empty ones ( )

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Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.