Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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An AT-STD.

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One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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One's a group of cunning runts...

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