Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.