Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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The position of the dirtbag

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Anyone can mash potatoes!

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Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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The ones that are hot don't last as long

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Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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One is a runt with a cache.

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An AT-STD.

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One's a group of cunning runts...

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One of them is a bunch of cunning runts