Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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Well, one's a cunning runt...

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One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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One is a group of cunning runts...