Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.