Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.