Venereal Disease Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.