What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.