Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Previous Random Joke Next

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Long Distance Relationship Jokes More Long Distance Relationship Jokes

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.