Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.