Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.