Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

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What do you call batman when he misses church?

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.