Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.