Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?