Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?