WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Because he hung around for too long.
I'm not coming in *this morning*"
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
They prefer a cat-alogue.
He has cat-arrh !
None, they just beat the room for being black
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Evaporated milk
Because everything they have disappears
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
