WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Because she is always jalapeno business.
A sourpuss !
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
just add a G and now she's gone.
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
The posters.
