Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.