Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.