Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*