Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.