What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!