What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

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