What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep