What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

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