What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.