What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

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What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!