What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.