What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny