What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.