What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!