What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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You stumped me!

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The crayon is non-toxic!

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Can we still be cousins?"

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Too soon

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A Doberman puncher!

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Hit the sack.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands