An ex-boxer.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
Your mom.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
A: They slug it out.
It's stalemate
She quits counting.
He ran out of patients.
Can we still be cousins?"
EX-STREAM!
They'd rather give each other a ring.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
A pugilist!
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
