When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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Leave them to slug it out.

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Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.