Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Altright, altright, altright

What's your strongest weakness?

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!