Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.