Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!