When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!