When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!