When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin