When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin