What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.