What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."