What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."