What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.