What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance