What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!