What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!