Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

www.innie the pooh.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie