Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even