Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.