Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.