Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"