Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.