What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

White Woman Jokes More White Woman Jokes

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.