How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.