How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.